WORLD ENVY

WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE US? MORE IMPORTANTLY,
WHY ARE WE BEING JUDGED BY GERMANY AND FRANCE?
ONE STARTED TWO WORLD WARS, AND THE OTHER RAN
AWAY FROM BOTH! I’VE GOT TWO WORDS FOR GERMANY:
BERLIN AIRLIFT. I’VE GOT FOUR WORDS FOR FRANCE:
GO F**K A DUCK! -- FRENCHIES SHOULD FALL ON THEIR
KNEES FOR A BIG MAC. (HEY, THEY DO FOR EVERYONE
ELSE -- GUTLESS PUKES THAT THEY ARE)

I SAY WE STICK A PIGGLY-WIGGLY IN THE LOUVRE
AND A JACK-IN-THE-BOX ATOP THE EIFFEL TOWER.
WHO ELSE DOESN’T LIKE US? HUGO CHAVEZ DOESN’T
LIKE US. -- GEE, THE WRATH OF VENEZUELA!
DO THEY HATE US MORE THAN CANADA? PROBABLY
NOT. CANADIANS THINK THEY S**T FABERGE EGGS.
DO THE SANDWICH ISLANDS STILL LIKE US?
WHY WOULDN’T THEY?

AND WHAT ABOUT CUBA? WHEN CASTRO RETIRES
WILL THE DIXIE CHICKS INHERIT CUBA?

CUBA MINUS CASTRO, EQUALS CASINOS AND KMARTS.


REGARDS, J.Q.B.