WHEN ARE ALIENS GOING TO COME AND TAKE OVER OUR
PLANET? OUR CIVILIZATION NEEDS A CELESTIAL MAKEOVER.
FORGET ABOUT MARTIANS, -- PLUTONIANS COULD TAKE US --
AND THEY’RE NOT EVEN A PLANET ANYMORE!
ARE WE EVEN WORTH INVADING?
ALL ALIENS DO IS SNEAK DOWN, DRAW PICTURES IN OUR
CORNFIELDS, AND THEN LEAVE. PLANET EARTH IS NOTHING
BUT A WALL FOR ALIEN GRAFFITTI ARTISTS! WHEN
ALIENS PASS OUR SOLAR SYSTEM, THEY JUST STOP,
TAG, AND GET BACK IN THE CAR.
SOMETIMES THEY JUST HOVER AND STARE DOWN ON US
LIKE WE'RE CIRCUS FREAKS ON PARADE! MAYBE WE
HAVEN’T BEEN INVADED BECAUSE OUR PLANET HAS HIGH
ENTERTAINMENT VALUE. -- WE COULD ALL BE JUST A TIME
SLOT IN AN ALIEN TV GUIDE....A BAD REALITY SHOW THAT
NO SUPERIOR RACE WOULD ADMIT TO WATCHING.
COULD BE WE'RE JUST THE GONG SHOW OF THE COSMOS.
REGARDS, J.Q.B.
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